Sunday Service..Amen

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One thing that has always sought to elude my mind’s grasp; what is it about a Sunday that turns even the most evil of people into priests and pastors. Don’t get me wrong, am not saying it as if it’s a bad thing but what surprises me most, the moment one puts a foot out of the church, suddenly he/she is back to their old self. Talk about wolves in sheep’s clothing.
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This thought brings back those nostalgic moments back in high school when the main exams were just around the corner. Suddenly everyone was having a religious conflict, asking to be forgiven for all manner of sins, some imaginary and getting saved. Most of those who got saved barely made it past lunch time before they regressed back to their evil ways. A wise man once said that life is a movie and the world is the stage. People are always acting out their life according to a script written and formatted in accordance to what the audience wants to see.                          
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People live in fear of each other, in fear of the prejudice that comes from being you. I always ask myself; imagine if newspapers never reported tragedies and catastrophes, would people still read them? Like it or not human beings are not perfect. Despite the fact that we do not admit it, we all have that innate liking to listen to other people’s misfortunes and pretend to care. Meanwhile, in one’s mind, you are rejoicing for the mere fact that you or someone you are related to is not suffering under the cruel hand of fate.
What is it about a Sunday that makes us all realize our equality? What is it that brings us rich and poor, sick and healthy, old and young together under one roof, breathing the same air, seating on the same wooden benches? Why is this so? I tend to think that it’s because we have one thing in common. Wars are caused by differences. Arguments are caused by differences. Break ups are caused by differences. But here in church we have one thing in common; we all believe in one creator and one God. Despite the several religions we have, we all have that belief of a supernatural being watching over us.







 
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“We are all equal in the fact that we are all different. We are all the same in the fact that we will never be the same. We are united by the reality that all colors and all cultures are distinct & individual. We are harmonious in the reality that we are all held to this earth by the same gravity. We don’t share blood, but we share the air that keeps us alive. I will not blind myself and say that my black brother is not different from me. I will not blind myself and say my brown sister is not different from me. But my black brother is he as much as I am me. But my brown sister is she as much as I am me.”
                                                                                                                                              -c.joybell, C.
 

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5 Reasons Why Men Cheat

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I have never figured out why people call it cheating. I like to think of it as diversification. Quoting my beloved  Finance lecturer Ms. Kwamboka, diversification means reducing risk by investing in a variety of assets. If the asset values do not move up and down in perfect synchrony, a diversified portfolio will have less risk than the weighted average risk of its constituent assets, and often less risk than the least risky of its constituent. To be honest, I did not understand a single word of that explanation but my classmate was kind enough to sum it up for me, 'do not put all your eggs in one basket'. 


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Its true, most men do not appreciate having one woman in their lives. Its like walking through a candy store and seeing your favorite chocolate, and you cannot have it because of that nasty *toothache*. 

Blame it on the Genes, baibe!!

Ever since we got the first Homo Sapiens Sapiens, men have always been polygamous. Evolutionary psychologists state as a matter of factually, that men were wired to lay their seed in as many women to ensure their genetic survival. Yeah!! I blamed the genes. If women will blame hormones for their irritable mood swings, guess what I am going to blame the genes with medical proof to boot. 

I Do..The wedding monster

You can imagine the horror and shock on a mans face when he wakes up the night after the wedding to find that the woman he once knew transformed over night into this lazy, promotion t-shirt wearing, bubbling zombie. Why is it that once women get married they think that they should not make an effort to look good. Honestly, if I wanted scarecrow, I would build one myself not marry one.

The Nagging/CID/FBI WIFE

This breed of woman was once a CID officer but deduced feasibly that her skills were far more polished and thus resigned. This woman will analyse every single message in your phone, every single fool stop as evidence of your infidelity. She will question all her husband's friends and log their phone numbers to be used on one of those days when the man swears by all that is holy to be sleeping over at a friends house. Woe unto you if all your friends claim to be hosting you in their homes. Most of these men tend to disappear mysteriously or suddenly fall into line looking quite so hen-pecked.

The Diva aka Gold digger

This woman lives in a world of her own. She is the kind that thinks money grows on trees and as soon as you pluck it, should go into getting her that new Gucci bag or that diamond necklace that is worth more than your  mere existence. She goes to the salon as often as she blinks, spends your hard earned money as if not doing so will mean not breathing. Without her, the economy would suffer greatly. Every man dreads search a cash furnace, unless you are Bill Gates. As soon as the cash well dries, she will flee into the horizon like one running away from a nuclear holocaust. Beware!!!

 The Warrior

Be very afraid gentlemen. Hell hath no furry like a woman scorned. This wo'man' will store a sleek 'black mamba' in the wardrobe for those occasions a man arrives home late smelling like a brewery. I take this moment to salute my Nyeri brothers who suffered this severe dent in their male ego's. Luckily their some early warnings that prepare you for this kind of disastrous moment:

  1. If your wife starts practicing taekwondo or karate, run!!
  2. If she starts growing muscles in awkward places, run!!
  3. If for no reason Soko Ugali and matumbo becomes the staple food in your home, run!!   

 Save yourself my fellow men. Preserve what is left of the male species and propagate.


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